Mother moose corrupts calf, takes it on a drinking binge

Here's a great way to have some fun on a cold Swedish winter's night: get the local Mooses drunk off their butts and watch them attempt to fend off local police...

After eating fermented apples which the moose (meese?) found in an apple field, they became
schnockered and turned their binge for food into a rowdy party to which the neighbors were not invited. Police called to the scene chased them away only to have them return for some more irresistible nectar of the gods... At this point the moose became irritated at the efforts to keep them away-I mean what a downer man! You police aren't drunk too? You don't know what you are talking about-quit raining on our parade, I'm sotally tober... As their words became more slurred. Police called in a hunter and his dog to offer some "incentive" to the mooses to leave. The moose urinated in defiance... Eventually the drunken mooses wandered off into the night, their binge over, only to be found the next morning with circles under their eyes and a raging headache. They were seen around noon rummaging for tylenol and some leftover Carl's Junior...

So this leads me to my question of the day: What animals would you most like to see drunk?

I think my choice would be a chubby little lumbering black bear...