Reasons why I founded the Church of Dane Cook in 2000.
- He can kick his shoes of in a fit of joy
- He wants to own a monkey that he can fight battles with
- He grew up Catholic-he understands snack time in the middle of mass
- I mean.. What is Jelly?
- He writes songs to the tune of car alarms
- He wants acidy spit (why not me?!)
- He thinks its cute when girls can't find the car door handle
- Someone shit on the coats
- He worked in the BK Lounge
- He had a bedazzled jean jacket
- His monkey can talk
- He's just gotta dance. Screw chicks bro.
I have spread the word and preached the standup according to Dane. We have grown from 2 to 9 members. Man I am good.
- (Oh yeah) and he's totally hot.
Announcements to members:
*Weezie will be our mascot (please refer to her as your Weezieness)
*Jeezits at communion this week
*Don't forget your shoes
4 comments:
he's totally hot. That picture is of him getting ready for snack time in the middle of mass. Sigh... some people just don't get it. :-P I haven't seen Waiting yet. tell me what you think, and then we'll talk about who's hotter.
(So you'd hit that, just like that McDonalds commercial?)
I thought you guys were talking about how hot the ferrets were. I am so confused.
Well... Is Ferret Love like Muskrat Love?
I wish my ferret would wear a hat... THanks for stopping by totalhero!
Duck: No glove, no love.
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