Cops in Lincoln Nebraska were called to file a report on stolen property: 2 purple Honda car doors and 8 pregnant South African Goats. Talk about random!
How do you go about coming to that end result? Where the crooks just cruisin' around town looking for something to do and happened upon some goats with the "come hither" looks in their eyes, or was this planned?
"Dudes... tonight, I'm really jonesing to steal some car doors... Purple ones! What do you think?"
"Yeah! Oh and lets get some goats too while we're at it! Pregnant ones! That'll double our booty!"
Well they are kinda cute...
3 comments:
Maybe the thieves needed it for a modernization of the 12 days of Christmas.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight pregnant goats ready for a-milking,
Seven Cubans heading to Florida a-swimming,
Six Vikings on a cruise a-laying,
Five golden arches,
Four calling cards,
Three French maids,
Two purple Honda doors,
And a Partridge (Bonaduce) in a rehab facility.
lol! as if!!!!
That is freaking awesome, I am so going to start searching for the goats!
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